Hola burger readers! Sorry it’s been awhile but i’ve been spring breakin and you know what that means…BURGERS! I’ve had some really good new, different, and supposedly “BEST” burgers. I’m gonna fill you in on my thoughts and let you know what new burger hotspots need to be devoured. While I work on that please enjoy this fascinating abridged history of American-centric warfare told through food and ofcourse CHEESEBURGERS. That’s right, the learning must continue! Hopefully afterviewing you can go start up a heated debate with that hot history major you’ve always wanted to talk to and go eat delicious burgers together! Eat on! 

yo baby, hur’s some extra burger flava’. but for real though.

Burger King has made a burger fit for royalty! Simply named “The Burger,” this $200 treat is composed of Wagyu beef, white truffles, Pata Negra ham slices, Cristal onion straws, Modena balsamic vinegar, lambs lettuce, pink Himalayan rock salt, organic white wine and shallot infused mayonnaise in an Iranian saffron and white truffle dusted bun. WHAT? All of that maybe a bit much for us regular burger eaters, but I’m sure it’ pretty darn good. As of now the burger is only available in London, England once a week. Burger King hopes to make it availabe to order through a hotline. The proceeds will go to a Help A London Child charity. This pricey delight beat the previous world record for most expensive burger. The previous record was held by Daniel Boulud for the double truffle burger in NY priced at $130. Although both burgers are out of the doublecheeseblogger’s range I still say it eat it. Eat it ritzy and with a silver spoon if you can.

Thought I was dead didn’tcha. So did I. But Van Halen riffs call me. John Cusack would be the amazing actor to daydream in his lowely fast food job a Frankensteinian 10 lb patty picking up a guitar and SHREDDING. Better Off Dead or better of swallowing that 10 pounder whole? A confession would be that the cheeseburger dance party excites me in a slightly strange and entirely soft porn/erotic way…I WANT IT (in my mouth)! hahaha. By the by, you can get this awesome soundtrack on vinyl. Hope this gets you through your day burger lovers. Until next time…EAT IT.

I used to have to watch Veggie Tales during the summer when I was babysitting littl’uns. If this episode existed back then I don’t think I’d have had such an annoyance too it. One small suggestion: put the bacon and the egg in the cheeseburger! Other than that, burgers flying around my face with a pink hearts back drop is every dream I’ve ever had.